Since I have lived here in Texas all my life, I've lost count of the "***" remark. Just the other day I got on the way to work I got "P*nche Gringo" for taking the left turn lane. Couple of blocks down the road I got "P*nche Hoto(spanish slang for ***)" from the same truck. Ironically, at the last light to work, I got "You lucky mofo" from a guy in a volvo with roof racks.

I'm not superstitious on the road, but I'm sure am learning the espanol. I'm just wondering if I should start a new category for when things are said in spanish?