riding home from class the other night i made a right onto a street as a van was driving down the street. this pissed off the van and at the next light the driver, in a very heavy african accent, started talking ****:

"'ey azzhol"
i looked at him and said "excuse me?"
"i say 'ey azzhole"
"i'm sorry, i don't understand you."
"I SAY 'EY AZZHOL! YOU AZZHOL!"
"is that english?"
"GET OUT STREET AZZHOL!"
"you're looking for grant st?"
"**** YOU! **** YOU AZZHOL! **** YOU BIKE!"
"look, you don't need to get so mad just cause i don't speak your language. i gotta go"

and i could hear him losin his **** as i rode away.