Well... Being that i am the resident destructive cyclist..
Last Friday was good. Lost wallet, lost phone charger - effectively no phone. Busted spoke. Homebrew light decided that it was the right time to die. Busted my rack. Dinner was at 8 - took 3 hours to limp home, late for dinner. Almost in the doghouse.
Still smiling - when i wasn't scared that the next car was gonna clean me up.
How i destroy so much bike stuff i'll never know. Mostly weight related i'm sure.