the original post is my ***********y fantasy, being 6'4"/250lbs, spewing fearsome yet witty one-liners, and holding ground against an uncivilized woodchuck.

I am 6'1" and 180 and usually keep my cool. sometimes i do blow, it's actually fun, and chasing people down and watching them squirm.

bike shoes are a huge impediment to truly kicking somebody's butt.