On the back of my Jeep: "This Jeep is not an SUV. Your SUV is not a Jeep."
Also on my Jeep: "Land Rover Recovery Team"
(Yes, I actually drive my Jeep the way it was designed for.)
((I only drive it on the weekend, and I've had to fill the gas tank once in the last 2.5 months.))
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"I feel like my world was classier before I found cyclocross."
- Mandi M.