Ya, really!

The KMC chains that reload carries DO NOT come in green. Unless you know of a different kind of colored chain they carry, they don't have green.

Also, if you guys DO help me find a green chain, I will definitely take pictures of me doing "things" to the bike, like lubricating the chain and dirty things as such. This bike proves that they exist. The problem is the site the pic came from is in a completely different language, and I can't find out where they got it. Arg!