We have a guy locally that I see all the time. Cutoff jeans, chuck taylors, white tube socks, his shirt tucked into his back pocket hanging out almost far enough to get sucked into the rear wheel...bald, tan and clearly in good shape. Rides a roadie bike, rides a lot and clearly doesn't care about gear. I think he's the OCP of the Freds if that makes sense.
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humans can be so....rude