Welcome to the Happy Healthy Commuting Mother F*ckers (HHCMF) club mxu! This is teh most awesomest club on tha intarweb cuz we ride bikes better than cagers drive cars and we look good doing it! We're lusted after by the opposite sex for our incredible physiques and we're the envy of our colleagues for being able to eat all the doughnuts leftover from meetings and not gain weight.

So my commute home was filled w/ blocked off streets and wildly swerving traffic. Just a normal day. Saw a bum taking a leak at a corner and two cabbies almost rear-end each other.