Originally Posted by DataJunkie
Title for yesterday's commute: spittle from an attractive woman is not attractive.
On the way home yesterday, I pulled onto the cherry creek trail and was passed by a very very VERY attractive female roadie. She was riding slightly slower than my optimum speed but I did not want to pass. For one, passing someone going slightly slower than you requires a lot of work. I usually feel the need to maintain an even faster speed to avoid feeling like an a$$ if the other person needs to pass me. The second item was the view.
We are both pedaling along while I was riding a wee bit back. What does she do? She spits a big loogy (sp?) off to her right. While the main part of her spit went off to the right, a small part impacted my face. I yelled thank you in an annoyed voice and stewed for a minute or two. The end result was me deciding to haul arse to get away from the spit queen.
This am was 50F with a small wind (10mph?) and a moderate to light rain. I layered oddly and it worked out great. Was a little soaked by the time I arrived at work but had a blast. I love wet dirty commutes.

Maybe you could return the favour by putting a little "spittle" of your own on her face