Heheehe. No can do. I'm a hill climber in the P. Northwest. Gets up a slope faster than a double, esp with a high cadence. I've only had to use it a few times ever but it's made the difference between a 10 minute crawl and a 6 minute climb.

Awesome ideas so far. The deanodizing thing definitely sounds interesting. The decals might work too. I was also thinking about paint - maybe taping / cutting out the letters with an exacto knife and using some sort of permanent white paint? (What this paint would be, I have no idea)

Thanks so far.