Originally Posted by DataJunkie
The altar is at my house in my garage. It's this wood object with a vise on one end.

Bow to my workbench ye of little faith!
But for others it is in their easy chair with the Internet or reading lamp burning bright where they can learn the Real Truth about Real Cycling/Real Cylists; or better yet, at least for the most rabid authorities, behind a teaching lecturn (or an Internet pulpit) where these vehement disciples of the Faith can wield the Good Book and disseminate the Real Deal about Real Cycling to the incompetent masses and direct the flock's wrath at the evil doers who dispute the Teacher's wisdom.