What you are going through sucks, but it could be worse. I'm presently "working" in your typical boring 4 storied mirrored box in the suburbs surrounded by parking lots. Not a trace of marble in sight, but lots of 2nd hand cubicles bought on the cheap from all the AT&T closures in the area. And there is no way that anyone in the management of our company would allow a bicycle in the building under any circumstances. N.B.: These are clowns that take the elevator up one floor.

The one poor guy who lives in the area and bikes in needs to chain his Xmart bike to a tree on the other side of the parking lot....