Originally Posted by unkchunk

Hey, no one has ever stolen my jewels. Ever! Okay, I want everyone to get that straight. Sure, I've had two bikes stolen, but my jewels remianed intact. I'll admit, from time to time I may have loaned them out. But I was clear that it was only a temporary arrangement and they never left my sight. Wait, I did close my eyes. Uhm, I'll just go with that they couldn't be removed from the room.

Someone once posted that you should hate your bike a little. If it's too expenseive or you like your bike too much, you can't ever relax. You need to get a cheap beater bike that you hate.