isn't there a kids in the hall sketch about "the base player"? i think it describes a deffinate lack of action on the female front.
can't make CM tonight, i was keen on going but plans are plans.
i've stopped yelling at drivers because it just makes me more upset so i usually just spit or wave at them manically like a ****** (ie. with a big *****-eating grin on my face. i mean that in the most politically correct sense; there's no better way to describe it).