ROFL, See if you actually read the Robb Report you'd realize that cycling in general and fixies in particular have been gaining steam in the world of luxury. You see golf used to be the sport of choice but now cycling is quickly becoming a "corporate sport" I would go into more detail but then management just asked me to put out this sign.

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Thank you