Coming home yesterday nice lowkey day due to the holiday...stopped at the store picked up my evening liquid medication and riding home...I'm in the bike lane kicking a pretty good cadence...and I roll into this 50 yard section I really hate...daycare center...and a ice shack(makes uber sweet snowcones...usually closed by Oct) This ***** pokes his SUV out into all of the bike lane...it wasn't a super big deal as I was far enough away to take evasive action and as I went by I gave hin a nice one finger salute...

Any who I go on down the road a bit...hear a horn behind me...I move to the right as far as I can...hop the curb to the sidewalk. The guy tried to run me over! If I hadn't had to transition back to the pavement I think I could have gotten his tag #...funny thing is. I'm rather sure the m.f.'r lives either in the development I'm in or the one next to it....

I got hammered and wanted to go hammer on jeep cherokees but fortunately I passed out...Now I'm nursing a hangover before I split this morning...I just can't believe this guy tried to run me down...I guarantee he had his kid(s) with him.

'If I had a rocket launcher....'