Best "getting soaked by some jackass" story.
There was this messenger guy named Dave. He was an odd sort of guy...real quiet, seemed very passive and rode a recumbent. He was heading up Bay street one rainy day when a van came tearing up the bike lane...narrowly missed Dave...and proceeded to veer to the curb at full speed to hit the massive puddle right next to the bus stop. Needless to say everyone at the stop was totally soaked. Dave caught up with the Van at the next light and started to tell off the driver as to his errant and inconsiderate driving. Upon getting an earful of profanity , he decided to lay down his bike in front of the van and tell the driver that he was calling the cops (apparently this type of maneuver is illegal) Making the assumption that this recumbent riding bike geek was not going to delay them any further, the driver and passenger got out of the van and advanced menacingly on our hero. By this time a small group of people who had witnessed assclowns ******like behavior had gathered on the sidewalk. Dave told the 2 that they were not going anywhere until the cops arrived and/or an apology was offered to the unfortunate folks who got soaked. At this point the enraged driver and passenegr decided to take matters into there own hands and took a swing at Dave. Unknown to them (or any of us who thought we knew mild mannered Dave) was that Dave was a third degree black belt. 2 successful throat punches later the 2 jackasses were on the deck. The bus stop folks were on the scene as was a passing cop car. Details were divulged to the cops and our messenger hero went on with his day.