Originally Posted by ActionJeans
Officer 1: Is it true what he says, that you were trying to run him over with your vehicle?
White Truckguy: Damn straight I did! He shouldn't be in the f***ing road with that thing! F*** him!
Both Officer 1 & 2: *drop heads and shaking them...
Officer 1: Sir, you just can't do that.
White Truckguy: Incredulous look at me, when he realized he is going to jail.
Oh man, this is just hilarious. This is just... *goes into uncontrollable laughter convulsions on the floor*
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Of course what he should really get is several years in jail for assault with a weapon...