Redirected front fork (wheel stayed true! Gotta love those MA3s), opened up cowhorns, snapped crank...but the car got the following:
3 dents in hood (from my NY Chain as I went over it). 4 inch deep dent in passenger side front quarter panel. Fingernail scratches in hood (yes, I did not want to continue over the car...just trying to grab on), and scuff marks on hood from my helmet. And the beauty:
They hit me, I had witnesses, and it was a Porsche 911 - fresh from the Wash-n-Wax.

My physical damage: nothing, just a bit startled