Wow, that must be some amazing commute you have. And I thought I carried a lot. My bike seat bike is already jam-packed with stuff for fixing the bike.

Homeopathic poison ivy wipe? Is this for those shortcuts through abandoned back lots? What I know of homeopathic solutions ... you might as well use gatorade.

I assume some of this came in a pre-packaged kit. Which kit was it? How would you use the nitrile gloves? I used to carry a pair of non-sterile latex gloves -- for working on the bike.