Hey Wobbly'. . .hope you're taking this in the good natured way we're serving it up. Fact is, all I know about women I could fit in a thimble.

This is as close as I can get. . .remember WKRP in Cincinatti?

Johnny 'Dr. Fever': "Wudda' women want, Les?"
Les Nessman: [five second pause] "Tupperware."

Sorry, that's all I got. . .and a drawer full of Tupperware filled with bike parts.