Trackstands and Segways! I did a trackstand in behind a Porsche Cayman this morning, and I'm pretty sure chicks were digging me. The couriers do it all the time, and I caught some hipsters riding backwards once. I could tell they were hipsters by the white studded belts tey wore. There are a couple of guys with Segways around here. I see them booting around downtown in traffic with smirks on their faces, wearing suits and Bell V1 Pro helmets.