I had a job in a plastic factory as a young man, grinding up reject bottles. I blew white snot every night.

I quit the job. I told the manager I was quitting because I was blowing white snot and that couldn't be good. He told me, "The plastic we use is USDA approved." That meant it was approved by the US Dept. of Agriculture for use in milk containers. I told him, "That doesn't mean it's approved for making milky boogers."
Take this job and sh*ve it.



Black boogers is something I hope I never get!