1.) what type of grease du you use to lub cabels? dose it matter?
I use Phil's.
2.) how do you take care of your fork, lub, dirt? (my manual is crap and i hope to upgrade to air)
What do you need to do to your fork?
3.) how do you clip into egg beaters? you use the same type of shoe clip in thing right?
Yes, just use an spd compatible shoe.
4.) what do you do if you get a crack in your frame? can you fix it yourself? im thinking gorilla glue.
You're kidding right?
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