"So there I was with the champagne bottle in my hand, taking my victory lap around the Champs d'Elysee with the rest of the Discovery team. Suddenly, my rim folds and I take a spill off the bike and hit the road hard. The crowd of adoring fans rush to my side to make sure I'm not injured, and a beautiful podium girl cradles my head and kisses my cheek repeatedly...."

....Then I come to on the floor of the living room with my son staring at my like I'm a loonie, and the dog licking my face ....

B'Dog