Gas or electric oven? Baby probably could have suffered some drain bamage from the lower oxygen of the pilot light in a gas oven...

If I ever do psychotropics again, I'll have to ride and see what the difference between a freewheel and a fixed is. Back when I rode a rigid MTB everywhere (w/ gears!) in MT, I once took off when it was about -10F to ride around town. Ended up running into a herd of deer that had come down from the mountains into the valley to eat people's shrubs because they were easier to get to. I rode with them for several blocks as they foraged. It was weird. The head doe would go out around a building's corner, then cough to signal another doe to make the 10ft crossing. When they made it safely, the head doe would cough again, and they'd repeat the process...

Thankfully, it was just some OK blotter and only 2 hits, so when I got home I had enough thought to run my hands under lukewarm water as soon as I walked in the door. Because they were full of ice. It felt like my hands were slushies inside of rubber gloves.

But the deer were cool. At the time, I was convinced they were my spirit animal, or some ***** like that...