Come on, people, I've learned my lesson. No need to get the police involved.

And if my cautionary tale isn't enough to keep you people away from psychedelic drugs and fixed gear bicycles, remember the story of the famous television star's daughter who dropped a tab of acid and took her fixed Cannondale for a ride along the bluffs at Malibu. She started looking into the sunset as the acid peaked, became convinced that she could coast...and, well, you can probably guess the rest. Over the bars, over the cliff. She had her whole life ahead of her.