Favorite Ligget/Sherwin phrases
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Favorite Ligget/Sherwin phrases
Face it; it's just not a true bicycle race unless Phil Ligget and Paul Sherwin are calling the action. As a fan for almost 20 years, I've become familiar with the voices and styles of these two entertaining Brits. It's fair to say that sometimes they even commentate the voices in my head as a navigate a busy Manhattan sidewalk or work in mad pursuit of a deadline (yes, I am pathetic!). Either way though, over the years I've become familiar with thier standard lines. Here are some of my favorites, what are yours?
"He's dancing on the pedals"
"This man is ON form"
"They call these mountains the circle of the dead men, and there will certainly be many dead men across the board tonight"
"Can you believe THAT?"
"Don't look back now Boogard, you want to know who's chasing you, well you best believe, EVERYBODY is!"
"C'mon Laurent!"
"He's dancing on the pedals"
"This man is ON form"
"They call these mountains the circle of the dead men, and there will certainly be many dead men across the board tonight"
"Can you believe THAT?"
"Don't look back now Boogard, you want to know who's chasing you, well you best believe, EVERYBODY is!"
"C'mon Laurent!"
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Since I was in the Navy for 20 years, my favorite is, "Bridge to engine room; more power!"
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from the 1980s. "Nice suntan, Lotto man. Pity it's not all over."
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My fave is "Spot of bother".
Does anyone remember those funny spots from the Vuelta a couple of years ago? It was an ad for a phil and paul webchat and they used the bingo... this group of guys were watching the vuelta and playing PNP bingo."CROSSED SWORDS!" It was very clever.
During the tour this year, i watched on Evasion (in french) so no phil and paul, but the same live coverage. At one point, one of the commentators said, "Well, the carrots are cooked for T-Mobile!" I love that expression.
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Not sure who Lotto Man was. I'd have to consult the old 1985 or 1986 tapes. It's of that vintage.
Another one from that same montage: "Sunflowers? They grow well 'round here. Now I know why."
Another one from that same montage: "Sunflowers? They grow well 'round here. Now I know why."
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"He's a beast of a man on the bike!"
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Paris-Roubaix, 1984: Time has blurred this memory a bit, but Phil identifies a mud spattered rider..."and there's Sean Kelly, with his typical goatee of filth" or words to that effect. Man, I laughed. Theo de Rooy was interviewed as well, and after describing how you have to 'piss yourself' on the bike was asked if he'd be back next year..."of course! It's the most beautiful race in the world!"
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Wow, far too many to list or even remember (and its got to be almost 20 years of listening to Phil), see below for my favoirites from 2005 - a truely classic year from cyclings premier broadcasters.
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Phil, working solo for OLN: So that's how it's done in Georgia! From the '04 Tour de Georgia when an unknown Jittery Joe's rider stomped Lance Armstrong up Brasstown Bald.
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"He's thrown a cat amongst the pigeons." (Anytime someone is giving the peloton some stick)
"And Argentin rides up next to him, as if to say, are you serious?" (After a lame, going-nowhere attack by somebody on the Poggio)
"And Argentin rides up next to him, as if to say, are you serious?" (After a lame, going-nowhere attack by somebody on the Poggio)
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Originally Posted by wabbit
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My fave is "Spot of bother".
Does anyone remember those funny spots from the Vuelta a couple of years ago? It was an ad for a phil and paul webchat and they used the bingo... this group of guys were watching the vuelta and playing PNP bingo."CROSSED SWORDS!" It was very clever.
During the tour this year, i watched on Evasion (in french) so no phil and paul, but the same live coverage. At one point, one of the commentators said, "Well, the carrots are cooked for T-Mobile!" I love that expression.
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Another gem: when they're about to hit the koppenberg "And now, your nose will touch the ground!" They also say that about some other really steep climbs, meaning it's so steep that if you stand on it your nose will touch the ground. Or "a narstee beast of a climb", usually describing the Angliru, the Mortirolo, Ventoux, etc.
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Phil:
"...and Bo Hamburger is, I dare to say it, fried."
"Bernard Hinault is storming up this col in a gear most riders reserve for the flats."
Paul:
"And so the break has decided that discretion is the better part of valour and they're going to let up and let the group catch them here."
"...and Bo Hamburger is, I dare to say it, fried."
"Bernard Hinault is storming up this col in a gear most riders reserve for the flats."
Paul:
"And so the break has decided that discretion is the better part of valour and they're going to let up and let the group catch them here."
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Originally Posted by cosmo_the_third
Phil:
"...and Bo Hamburger is, I dare to say it, fried."
"...and Bo Hamburger is, I dare to say it, fried."
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ITT...
"Armstrong is coming down the finishing straight like a Grand Prix motorcar!"
"Armstrong is coming down the finishing straight like a Grand Prix motorcar!"
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"I think it will be difficult for these guys to survive . . . they will probably be pulled in."
"No riders of importance have gone down."
"He's just gone out in front to get a little TV time."
"No riders of importance have gone down."
"He's just gone out in front to get a little TV time."
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How about a "stupid commentators" thread? Some of the sh*t that came out of Sam Posey's mouth was so completely ludicrous that it's funny!
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I forget who they were talking about, it might have been Mancebo struggling on a 2005 TDF mountain stage:
"He's all over that bike like a crab"
"He's all over that bike like a crab"
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Originally Posted by thewalrus
I forget who they were talking about, it might have been Mancebo struggling on a 2005 TDF mountain stage:
"He's all over that bike like a crab"
"He's all over that bike like a crab"
Probably Guiseppe Guerinni from T-Mobile when he was winning solo in the last 2 kilometers from a long 4 man break. He looks awful on the bike with his legs flailing to the sides looking for more power.
Fernando Escartin was very similar and they used to talk of him quite the same.
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Originally Posted by DannoXYZ
How about a "stupid commentators" thread? Some of the sh*t that came out of Sam Posey's mouth was so completely ludicrous that it's funny!
Oh yeah, another L&S classic:
"...but I don't think they'll survive to the finish"
Here's Sherwin describing the middle of the Arenburg trench in Paris Roubaix:
"It's absolutely disgusting down there"