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Old 04-05-07, 09:50 AM
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I'm the guy.

I'm the guy that always starts the sprint WAY early and still wins.


Who are you?
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... back here. still haven't crossed the finish line ..
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I'm the guy who pulls the pack and then blows up.
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okay. crossed the line 17th place. going to grab the camera to take pics of the higher cat races ....
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I'm the guy who gets killed in the sprints but delivers much pain on the climbs then makes them cry like scared little children on the descents.
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I'm the guy who sounds like he's got a severe case of tourettes syndrome.
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Cypress you are the guy who is/was 'Der Jan'....admit it you coward!
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Old 04-05-07, 10:07 AM
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I'm the guy who pulls the pack and then blows up.
You can't be him because I'm that guy. And I don't even race (except against my friends every T/H/Sa).
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Old 04-05-07, 10:11 AM
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I'm the guy who has to work hard just to stay in the pack and hasn't yet seen the sprint.
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I'm the guy who thinks he's going to bridge to the break but just ends up dragging the whole pack with him.
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I'm the guy that gets told to STFU.
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I'm the guy that doesn't do Shiite at the front unless it's an extremely steep climb or within 700 meters to the finish.
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I'm the guy who doesn't know his role, so he tries everything.
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I'm the guy your mother warned you about... you know, the guy w/ hairy legs and a triple.
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Old 04-05-07, 10:15 AM
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Old 04-05-07, 10:18 AM
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^^ That one works pretty well... not many of them around, that's for sure.
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I'm the guy that farted near the front.
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I'm the only guy who speaks english as a first language.
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Old 04-05-07, 10:24 AM
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I'm the guy that farted near the front.
Well, post #18 kind of explains post #1, doesn't it?
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I'm the guy that farted near the front.
You raced in Virginia and didn't even say hi?

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You raced in Virginia and didn't even say hi?


Can't you see the smug look on my face? (kid, far right)
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Looks like The Cypress is in front of these guys as well:

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Looks like The Cypress is in front of these guys as well:


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