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05-09-07, 12:24 PM
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Caption Contest
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05-09-07, 12:26 PM
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Ivan suddenly finds himself outside the circle of trust.
05-09-07, 01:11 PM
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In other news, Ivan Basso today announced a multi-million dollar sponsorship deal with Oakley.
05-09-07, 02:02 PM
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Ivan reacts to the announcement that the Vatican is placing his bid for sainthood on hold, to allow further review of the miracles he performed in the 2006 Giro.
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05-09-07, 02:24 PM
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"Just don't smile and show 'em your meth teeth or you'll really be screwed."
05-09-07, 10:32 PM
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"Not gonna laugh when he says Nautius Maximus..." bonus points if you can tell me the movie.
05-10-07, 12:36 AM
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With his cycling career effectively over Basso announces his foray into quoits, and does a quick demonstration as the 'spike'..
05-11-07, 02:46 PM
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"I did not have sex with that woman"
(then learns of stained dress)
"define sex"
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Basso translation
"I did not dope"
(evidence located)
"Doh ! maybe I did ... sort of ... but I didn't inhale"
(then learns of stained dress)
"define sex"
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Basso translation
"I did not dope"
(evidence located)
"Doh ! maybe I did ... sort of ... but I didn't inhale"
05-11-07, 06:26 PM
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Ivan Basso lets loose one of his legendary "fart rings."
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05-11-07, 08:33 PM
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No longer bound to Discovery Channel, Basso shows his new party tricks with the formerly-mandatory LiveStrong band.
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05-11-07, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by DrPete
Ivan Basso lets loose one of his legendary "fart rings."
actually what is it with guys and fart jokes? My brother told fart jokes ad nauseum when he was young. Now he's 35, happily married, just had his first kid and he STILL makes fart jokes!! what is up with this?
05-11-07, 09:14 PM
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^^ Farts are funny. It's a scientific fact. 
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05-11-07, 09:24 PM
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Damned Simoni! Switching my chap stick for krazy glue again!
