Shave The Johnson
02-18-08, 11:18 AM
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Shave The Johnson
Gentlemen,
You might think I'm trying to be cute but I'm not (although it's impossible to not have a half smile as I ask the question), and I'm asking for racing reasons only (what you do south of the border on your days off is your own business--I don't want to hear about it).
I've found that a good shave on the business side of your manhood helps keep things cleaner when the heat goes up. I find it easier to get in and out of lycra and I'm generally more comfortable without so much hair.
As a racer or serious rider, do you shave your johnson for "practical" reasons?
You might think I'm trying to be cute but I'm not (although it's impossible to not have a half smile as I ask the question), and I'm asking for racing reasons only (what you do south of the border on your days off is your own business--I don't want to hear about it).
I've found that a good shave on the business side of your manhood helps keep things cleaner when the heat goes up. I find it easier to get in and out of lycra and I'm generally more comfortable without so much hair.
As a racer or serious rider, do you shave your johnson for "practical" reasons?
02-18-08, 11:28 AM
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I'm just thanking GOD he didn't post pics.
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02-18-08, 11:34 AM
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Joke, right?
02-18-08, 11:44 AM
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Where is this "business side" in relation to a "non-business side"? Mine has properties more akin to a Möbius Strip.
02-18-08, 11:50 AM
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Excuse me for hijacking this thread in a semiserious way. When I shave my face the hair keeps coming back and I must do it again and again... Will not this also happen to other hairy parts of ones anatomy ? Riding with itchy stubble does not sound like fun.
02-18-08, 12:07 PM
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once or twice a month I give the region a trim. It's a bit uncomfortable for a day or two then it's fine.
I should restate: I don't mean shave so much as trim. Trim Your Johnson should be the title of the thread. By that I mean the region not so much the member itself.
I should restate: I don't mean shave so much as trim. Trim Your Johnson should be the title of the thread. By that I mean the region not so much the member itself.
02-18-08, 12:50 PM
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I find that using a merkin helps to pad the chamois.
02-18-08, 12:54 PM
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02-18-08, 10:07 PM
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easier to get in and out of your spandex?? how big is your bush, that it makes it difficult to get into your spandex?? wait nevermind..
02-18-08, 10:11 PM
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02-18-08, 10:46 PM
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First the ads for the Gay fitness community, now someone asking about shaving the johnson...I'm starting to feel out of place.... Maybe should go into MTB
02-18-08, 11:07 PM
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I'll bet 1/4 of the people that responded to this shave their balls.
02-19-08, 03:24 AM
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**** it go for it. The benefits to having a practical reason is your buddies won't be able to tease you but the ladies will still be thankful. I know reading some of this will make you squirm like a 12 year old but if your clean and tidy women are more inclined to get involved down there.
02-19-08, 04:58 AM
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**** it go for it. The benefits to having a practical reason is your buddies won't be able to tease you but the ladies will still be thankful. I know reading some of this will make you squirm like a 12 year old but if your clean and tidy women are more inclined to get involved down there.
02-19-08, 07:18 AM
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**** it go for it. The benefits to having a practical reason is your buddies won't be able to tease you but the ladies will still be thankful. I know reading some of this will make you squirm like a 12 year old but if your clean and tidy women are more inclined to get involved down there.