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dnuzzomueller 06-16-13 06:09 PM

"Bike Racing is the sexiest sport ever"
 
So while at the local Crit this afternoon one of the Marshals told me that while they were at the Math School that was located on the course, one of the mothers came out and started watching the race and said to the Marshal (Who is also another female) "Bike racing is the sexiest sport ever". Never realized that racing around in Spandex was considered attractive.

Racer Ex 06-16-13 06:57 PM


Originally Posted by dnuzzomueller (Post 15749627)
Never realized that racing around in Spandex was considered attractive.

Yeah, I hate seeing really fit women in skin tight see through clothes.

Bob Dopolina 06-16-13 07:16 PM


Originally Posted by Racer Ex (Post 15749762)
Yeah, I hate seeing really fit women in skin tight see through clothes covered in sweat, grimacing and out of breath.

fify

flashpoint145 06-16-13 07:42 PM

Someone has never seen Women's beach volleyball.

I imagine Men's swimming would be better,for the ladies.

Bob Dopolina 06-16-13 07:48 PM


Originally Posted by flashpoint145 (Post 15749902)
Someone has never seen Women's beach volleyball.

My heaven is populated by former players of the Brazilian Woman's volleyball team...and me...

mike868y 06-16-13 08:34 PM


Originally Posted by dnuzzomueller (Post 15749627)
So while at the local Crit this afternoon one of the Marshals told me that while they were at the Math School that was located on the course, one of the mothers came out and started watching the race and said to the Marshal (Who is also another female) "Bike racing is the sexiest sport ever". Never realized that racing around in Spandex was considered attractive.

so that was you hanging out at the reg table after the race. thought it might be for some reason but I wasn't really sure. i was the little dude in the expo kit.

flashpoint145 06-16-13 08:45 PM


Originally Posted by bob dopolina (Post 15749925)
my heaven is populated by former players of the brazilian woman's volleyball team...and me...


yes please

echappist 06-16-13 09:39 PM


Originally Posted by dnuzzomueller (Post 15749627)
So while at the local Crit this afternoon one of the Marshals told me that while they were at the Math School that was located on the course, one of the mothers came out and started watching the race and said to the Marshal (Who is also another female) "Bike racing is the sexiest sport ever". Never realized that racing around in Spandex was considered attractive.

paging MDcatV, paging MDcatV!

jsutkeepspining 06-16-13 10:24 PM

i had my picture taken before the crit. Not going to lie, i looked damn sexy trying to squeeze into my size small skinsuit.

dnuzzomueller 06-17-13 03:48 AM


Originally Posted by mike868y (Post 15750068)
so that was you hanging out at the reg table after the race. thought it might be for some reason but I wasn't really sure. i was the little dude in the expo kit.

Ohhhh yeah, I remember you from a few races. Of course I mean no offense by this but you are relatively easy to pick out in the peloton due to your stature. You are also definitely one of the guys I keep an eye on because I know you have quite a bit of power.

botto 06-17-13 06:45 AM

Drip drip drp.

Flatballer 06-17-13 07:14 AM

My wife thinks my kit is hot. N=1.

waterrockets 06-17-13 07:35 AM

Yep, there's nothing like a sport where you can get other people's spit, shiat, piss, puke, and blood on you in the same 2 hours.

Hida Yanra 06-17-13 07:48 AM

OP - the lady clearly isn't familiar with menz water polo, or gymnastics.

rkwaki 06-17-13 10:22 AM


Originally Posted by Flatballer (Post 15751003)
My wife thinks my kit is hot. N=1.

But didn't tell you that you look hot in it...
Now myself on the other hand...
only post of the day methinks... Tied up all day.

rankin116 06-17-13 10:42 AM


Originally Posted by rkwaki (Post 15751693)
But didn't tell you that you look hot in it...
Now myself on the other hand...
only post of the day methinks... Tied up all day.

WR in town again?

Flatballer 06-17-13 10:50 AM

That was a softball lob.

johnybutts 06-17-13 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by rankin116 (Post 15751779)
WR in town again?

Zing!

waterrockets 06-17-13 10:54 AM

safe word = fuji

caloso 06-17-13 10:55 AM


Originally Posted by waterrockets (Post 15751072)
Yep, there's nothing like a sport where you can get other people's spit, shiat, piss, puke, and blood on you in the same 2 hours.

Some people have a bodily fluid fetish. NTTATWWT

dnuzzomueller 06-17-13 06:38 PM


Originally Posted by Hida Yanra (Post 15751121)
OP - the lady clearly isn't familiar with menz water polo, or gymnastics.

On no there is a Gymnastics place and a Sports Club right on the crit course.

We are all just that damn sexy I guess.

mike868y 06-17-13 06:44 PM


Originally Posted by dnuzzomueller (Post 15750639)
Ohhhh yeah, I remember you from a few races. Of course I mean no offense by this but you are relatively easy to pick out in the peloton due to your stature. You are also definitely one of the guys I keep an eye on because I know you have quite a bit of power.

no offense taken at all man. i'll say hi next time instead of awkwardly looking at you. appreciate the compliment, but doesn't particularly apply to this season. you seem to be killing it so far this year!

shovelhd 06-18-13 05:59 PM


Originally Posted by dnuzzomueller (Post 15753515)
On no there is a Gymnastics place and a Sports Club right on the crit course

Sounds like Wells Ave.

grolby 06-18-13 08:03 PM


Originally Posted by shovelhd (Post 15757266)
Sounds like Wells Ave.

So there'll be an audience at Wells Ave? Convenient, since I'm going to be living ~5 miles from there.

mike868y 06-18-13 08:22 PM


Originally Posted by grolby (Post 15757720)
So there'll be an audience at Wells Ave? Convenient, since I'm going to be living ~5 miles from there.

if by "audience" you mean soccer moms in minivans, then yeah.

shovelhd 06-18-13 09:04 PM

Which find their way onto the course every few laps.

grolby 06-18-13 09:08 PM


Originally Posted by mike868y (Post 15757783)
if by "audience" you mean soccer moms in minivans, then yeah.

Sounds exciting.


Originally Posted by shovelhd (Post 15757918)
Which find their way onto the course every few laps.

Sounds exciting.

dnuzzomueller 06-19-13 03:37 AM


Originally Posted by shovelhd (Post 15757918)
Which find their way onto the course every few laps.

Hahaha this statement is so true it is scary.

A few weeks ago the final sprint was neutralized 3 times because the same soccer mom in a minivan would not leave the finishing straight

godshammgod 06-19-13 07:47 AM


Originally Posted by dnuzzomueller (Post 15758318)
Hahaha this statement is so true it is scary.

A few weeks ago the final sprint was neutralized 3 times because the same soccer mom in a minivan would not leave the finishing straight


I marshaled the A race once with some friends and we basically got paid $20 to yell at soccer/math/gymnastics moms.

That was time well spent.

Dan333SP 06-20-13 10:54 AM


Originally Posted by Hida Yanra (Post 15751121)
OP - the lady clearly isn't familiar with menz water polo, or gymnastics.

I was gonna say the same thing. Waterpolo players have an orientation advantage, though ;). I played waterpolo in college and we drew a fair number of lady fans at our games who didn't seem to know a thing about the sport.


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