Man, the other day I was on my way home and noticed someone right on my wheel. So I dialed it up to 1.21 jigawatts to teach this guy a lesson. Can you believe it, the SOB stuck right on my wheel! I glanced back to see if I could get a look at him, and all I could see was a dark, shadowy figure. I knew he wouldn't be able to keep pace with me forever so I settled into my aerotuck while maintaining mach 2 and weaving through evening traffic. I kept on riding like the wind the whole way home and noticed he was still on my wheel when I pulled on to my street. Against my better judgement I rode right home knowing he was still there. When I got into my driveway, hopped off my bike, spun around and shouted "HA!" only to find that no one was there. Strange.