BTW, I saw the second-ever stupidest cyclist move today. This idiot was riding along on busy Lafayette Blvd, northbound above El Camino where the lanes get narrow and the traffic heavy and fast.
He was in the left lane against the curb. The damned fool was lucky that none of the screeching-to-a-stop motorists nailed the dummy.
Of course, no helmet, no visibility gear, nothing.
(The dumbest-ever move was the idot who waited for the light to turn green and then proceeded to turn cross-traffic.)