"Still got your Malibu?"
"Aw, man. You know what some fu*cker did the other day?"
"What?"
"Fu*cking keyed it."
"Oh, man, that's fu*cked up."
"Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of sh*t fu*cked with it."
"They should be fu*cking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution."
"Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that a*shole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it."
"What a fu*cker!"
"What's more chickensh*t than fu*cking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fu*ck with another man's vehicle."
"You don't do it."
"It's just against the rules."


There you have it