Oh man - I'm so stupid, I shoulda stayed home this morning.

First off, I'm late for work, so I don't check the weather before hopping on my bike.
Little did I know that two days of rain was only minutes from beginning.
Unprepared, I arrive at work soaked, cold, miserable.

Then, on the way home for lunch, a split-second of inattention and I'm colliding with a parked car.
It was a graceful glancing blow, but I still took a spill into the road - soaked, cold, miserable, and now in pain!
I think I win the Darwin Award for the day.