I have a buddy who was riding with a female acquaintance down North Avenue in Baltimore, when a crackhead (no, a real one, it's Baltimore,) walked into the street and tried to jack the girl's bike. My buddy got off and hit him in the dome with a U-lock, but whilst doing so, another thief walked up and stole HIS bike. I hear it was a loooooong walk down North Avenue. Ah, B-More.