Okay, this is important:

This Thursday (30th) there's some silly neighbourhood "event" happening. The shop is participating, but the IMPORTANT part is that we're having mini bike races. We've got a few folding bikes and kids bikes, a few bmx's, etc. and we're taking over the grass lot next to the shop for some night time drunken mayhem. If you've got a bike that's too small for any respectable adult (bmx's 20" and under allowed) feel free to bring it out and race that ****. The beer fridge will be in full effect if you want to bring some stuff and keep it cold.

MINI BIKES!!!

PS. 6-10pm is when this is all happening. I'll be racing any little kids that want to participate, so expect me to be in a bloody pile by 8pm (I figure I'll have to throw some races to make everyone feel good).