Geez. I'll keep my front brake, thanks. I like redundant systems, especially the ones that can save my life... and as to the drop bars, you try finding french bars in a different shape.

I don't care much what your ride looks like, as long as it's safe and you ride it. I just fixed up an old moto mixte for a young lady, it's completely uncool, but it's great-- because she rides it.