Originally Posted by chipcom
"Darlin, I really appreciate that you want to get me exactly what I want for Christmas, and I love you all the more for it, if it's possible to love anyone more than I already love you. But the thing is, I'm still not sure exactly what I want or what the right questions are to ask. So how about you just make up a little gift certificate and stick it into a nice card, even into a big empty box if you'd like! Then, after I have done all of my own homework and figure out what I want, we can both spend some time together and go shopping for it!"

I hope you weren't wearing womens lingere while composing that....