All right then, i guess this is up to me, 5 sentences:

1. Im pretty sure that all of us on this forum do not like you so why should we listen to you.

2. I wish you would get the point, we are lazy and cant be bothered after a days riding (except for fitrider, sorry) to read a essay that won't even be worth reading.

3. I work to pay for my bike so don't even bother saying my Mum pays for it.

4. Beerman is nearly always correct so i wouldn't bother trying to correct him.

5. These are 5 sentences so do you feel better now, no more crying?