For adrenaline...

EXPERIENCE the thrills of a skiing holiday without the expense. Simply Ductape two planks of wood to your feet, sit in your freezer for three hours, then run into a tree as fast as you can.

Or, for a good laugh...

Fool the Neighbors into thinking you had a fire at home during the night by smearing black shoe Polish on all the Windows and scatter mattresses around the front of the House...

Or for a chuckle...

ANNOY and frustrate Lens Crafters' staff by wandering up to their counter, squinting your eyes whilst looking up at the price board, and when they ask if they can help you, saying "Big Mac Meal, please."