I'd post a picture of the bike I spraypainted, but I ain't spraypainted it yet. Turns out that the lawmakers of the world still have their heads firmly grounded in their buttholes and continue to unflinchingly deny anybody under the age of eighteen rights to spraypaint products, even if they're buying steel wool and rubber gloves and masking tape and metal primer along with it.

I shall have the last laugh. And the city courthouse will have a new appendage, if you catch my drift.