Does this mean I shouldn't shift to America?
I mean, our car parks are ... just like yours dammit.

Yeah. Christmas. Fun and games. Ah well, sitting around with the famlily listening to the women dominate the coversation is not only traditional but it saves me having too think to hard. Wonder if they'd notice if I ducked out on the bike for a bit. Nah, that's like playing drunken roulette.

Back in the 'good old days', a feature of Christmas day was the streets full of kids on their new bikes. Now there's just car loads of stressed families going somewhere, all the kids are inside with their flamin' electronic games. Somehow, I still struggle to see this as a step forward in human evolution (or is that devolution).

Richard