Originally Posted by superchivo

Mayo -

In the event you actually crashed, I do hope you heal quickly.

However, with all the creative writing lately, I am beginning to doubt that you live in Chicago or even own a bike.

For all we know, you could be a Winnebago driving Steve Urkel with a Trek catalog and a penchant for deception.

So, when you get hurt do you ask your mom to "hold the Mayo?"