yeah, even here i don't see that happening. unless i call a riding buddy of mine who's a cop.
i sympathize, prosody. and i'm not sure i agree that the attention he got out of all of this was what he was looking for - being made to wet his pants in front of his gf for acting like a tough guy might make him think twice the next time.
of course, it might also make him angrier. so that *next* time he just checks to make sure the cyclist isn't bigger than him before he buzzes em ... given the human nature i know, this seems much more likely.