* Calrity on your resume is a must. After all, you will be doing customer service and if you don't know how to write legibley, how can you be expected to help out conversatively?
Was this a joke or an unfortunate and quite ironic accident?
Oh, and I am a hiring manager, but have never dealt with 16 year old's resumes. But the general rules still apply: clarity, grammar, and spelling
Also since your skills for this job may have nothing to do with previous work experience, the advice to put a Cycling skills section is a good one. In fact most people have a similar skills section on their resume. I would include it at the top since it is more important than your previous work experience.