Originally Posted by Snuffleupagus
Ol shrunken McLefty though, well, it's not pretty.
I took care of a soldier who lost his right leg to a roadside bomb, and he referred to his stump as "Junior." Must be an 82nd thing...
That same NCO finished the NYC marathon in a wheelchair less than a year later. He flatted at mile 20 and rode the rim the last 6 miles.