When he said he was doing a documentary on fixed gear bikes, I started talking as much intense sht as I could. The SF/NYC stuff was actually pretty tame, in comparison. He kept trying to bait me into talking trash about roadies, which I thought was hilarious, because I have some intense roadie lust.

He kept asking me, "So what's it like having an amazingly hot bike? Like do people approach you on the street and stuff?" or, "Do you feel like, I don't know, above other people with their road conversions?"

I wish he had published the other sht talking I did.