I just beat my all-time 3-year record. It was rainy, strong headwind, but I did it. I RODE LIKE A DOPED UP TAMMY THOMAS ON A UCI-ILLEGAL BIKE AFTER SMOKING A JOINT LACED WITH PCP AND EMBALMING FLUID.

At the end of this, I could barely pedal. At the last turn, I stuck my right hand out ALL the way to signal a turn, and a car that had plenty of enough time to see me suddenly skid within 10 feet of me. Nice.

What's significant about this? I looked over and noticed she was hot. I kept my line. I was calm and composed.


I do think cyclists are tough. If you haven't gone out and pushed the limit recently, DO IT!